I seem to have a problem. Actually, I have several but I am going to focus on one in particular. I seem to have a problem with destroying things, which has escalated lately. Breaking things. Spilling something onto things. They all seem to be things of a small value, but the tab does add up after awhile. If you've known me for awhile, you know this is not a new revelation. I've been a victim of destructivitis my entire life (I do not know if this term exists, but it works for now). For instance, our little family ventured to the hoity toity California grocery store called Bristol Farms last Thursday morning (not where we do our weekly shopping, but a convenient 'oh,we need some eggs' kind of store). Bill charged to the aisle to find the eggs while I decided to browse the magazine selection with Annabelle. I noticed a magazine called Wallpaper, which looks aesthetically pleasing to the eye with intriquing contents. Started to flip through the pages when I spilled my coffee onto the magazine. I put it back on the shelf, but then felt that the right thing to do was to purchase it. So, I nabbed it and proceeded to juggle it along with my coffee and push the stroller (since I had already shown such prowess in this area). Next stop, the baby food isle. I picked up two jars of baby food for Annabelle's breakfast. Guess I got overloaded managing the coffee, magazine, 2 jars of food and the stroller, so I smashed the jar of prunes on the linoleum floor. I froze - do I leave it and run (same thought with the magazine) or do swallow my pride and inform the staff of my mess. Followed my conscience again and told someone who was so very kind about it.
Then, I met up with Bill by the cash register to have him pay for the magazine and the jar of baby food that I dropped. He shook his head and told me to immediately leave the grocery store before I did more damage. When he emerged outside, he looked puzzled. "Since when do eggs, English muffins, 2 jars of baby food (they didn't make me pay for the one I broke, BTW) and a magazine cost $18.00," he asked me. When a magazine costs $8.95. Yes, that's right. I spilled my coffee on some sort of imported British magazine that I have yet to look at since the incident. Much to my shagrin, my friend Kevin looked at the magazine and pointed out that he didn't even see where I spilled the coffee. We analyzed it together, and I must admit that I only found a tiny speck of discoloration on the top.
Since this happened, I also broke one of my mom's Christopher Radko ornaments (sorry mom) while trying to remove a tag from it. And this morning, I broke one of our favorite coffee mugs while resting it haphazardly on the bathroom sink when I was getting into the shower.
After the mug, Bill got angry, "Can you please stop breaking stuff! It is going to get really expensive if you keep this up."
Here's the tab for the past week....
Magazine $8.95
Jar of prunes $. 99
Ornament $39.00
Mug $16.00
Total: $65.94
Isn't it your child who is supposed to break things like this? May the good Lord help me when I come to the store with a 4 yr. old and a 2 yr. old in tow.
When they spoke of the bull in the china shop, I think they were talking about me. At least I don't go into china shops. Ole!